Seven Kids, Seven Theories, in Seven Syllables

“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.”


1st Son:  Needs more attention right now.

2nd Son: Needs more privacy right now.

3rd Son:  Can I slip by unnoticed?

1st Daughter: These folks can't live without me.

4th Son:  Candy, Lego, Money, Nerf.

2nd Daughter: You all should have it so good.

3rd Daughter: Is there some-ping else to eat?

1 comments:

The Hayes Zoo said...

I actually snorted this post was so funny!!!! :)

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